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OFFICIAL D.K.M.C. APPLICATION

Name:
Sex:
Phone:
Email:
Borough:
What kind of bike do you ride?
Years riding experience?
Have you ever been convicted of rape?
If yes, how many years of rape experience do you have?
What's better, knives or guns?
Have you ever been convicted of murder?
Do you often ride drunk or on drugs?
If yes, does it make you a better rider or a worse one?
What is your favorite free streaming porn video website?
What is your favorite strip club?
Which of the following do you believe in?
Ghosts Aliens Jesuses
What shop do you go to?
If you work on your own bike, where do you go to swap tires?
Where's your favorite place to ride?

How comfortable are you with whitelining or splitting lanes?

Totally comfortable
Super comfortable
Pretty comfortable
Very comfortable

How are your wheelies?

Highway Highchairs
Slow as the Day is Long and Just as Round
Take Me to Floyd Bennett for More Practice
Sloppy and Dangerous to Everyone I Ride With
Decent enough. I can keep it up at least until i run out of first gear

Are you interested in joining us for track days?
What you got?
(hold SHIFT for multiples)

How do. you feel about this?
(kindly submit your answer in haiku form for the
sake of brevity, we get a lot of these)

   
 
   
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